did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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