he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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