Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize