Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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