so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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