Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just high enough for therapy.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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