This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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