You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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