i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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