Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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