god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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