I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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