...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
soo... how was my night?
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