return my video game
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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