You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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