I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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