never play flip cup with pint glasses
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
vagina is talking i cant
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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