i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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