Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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