Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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