Swine flu is the new snow day.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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