have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Pants are for mortals
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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