so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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