You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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