hell yes lets make some ravioli
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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