I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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