she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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