thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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