He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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