I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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