Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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