her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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