He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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