I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
There's even glitter on my cock...
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