hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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