Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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