so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
this is an emotional support booty call
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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