Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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