seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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