I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Damn victory sex feels great
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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