It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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