its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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