Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it

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(512): View more from Texas

he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.

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(310): View more from California

If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.

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(303): View more from Colorado

And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina

(513): View more from Ohio

Post that event on your timeline

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME

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