Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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