That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
it's great music for shaving your balls
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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