Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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