i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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