if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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