we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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