So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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