Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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