she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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