what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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