New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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